Yes the earth exists because we live on it! by suggesting that killing ducks would cause a badger uprising…I think you are saying that ducks eat badgers…and I am not sure if that is true ;). And I also don’t think badgers would be able to survive in Antartica so I think we are safe on that front…
Yes to the earth exisiting, no to getting rid of all the ducks. Don’t worry about the uprising, only proto-badgers could survive Antartica, and they’re imaginary.
“I found a Were-Proto-Badger once, but that jerk refused to bite me.” ~ Richard Feynman
What are we living on if the earth doesn’t exist? Also, I don’t think there is a relationship between the duck and badger populations so It probably wouldn’t make a difference.
The Earth exists otherwise we wouldn’t have anything to stand on. The fact it’s called Earth is irrelevant. In Spanish it’s called La Tierra, in German Welt. I don’t think we need worry about the badgers, they’re all mad any way!
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Moderator - Craig commented on :
An excellent if somewhat bizarre two-part question! Thanks!